moonemojii:

when someone reads ur text message and doesn’t reply
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buddhas-boner:

gurl do you speak spanish because i think you areimage

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

wait I just realized his hands are white

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

wait I just realized his hands are white

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chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

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thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

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greatdepths:

*pets your grunge*

wow, its so soft

(Source: efecte, via hate)

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

(via fliptc)

unclefather:

when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like

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willthewriter:

ICONIC

willthewriter:

ICONIC

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anotherbritishboy:

Welcome back

anotherbritishboy:

Welcome back

(Source: ejaculot, via bagmilk)

postllimit:

"I Thought This Outfit Was Super Cute Until I Got To School" a five part documentary starring me

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ridge:

when u at the turn up function and your song comes on

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: johto-jordan, via pauly89)

Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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